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100% Chance of Death Tee

100% Chance of Death Tee

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🇺🇸USA Made w/ premium ultra-soft material

Delivery Mar 3 - Mar 10
Regular price $29.99 USD
Regular price $39.99 USD Sale price $29.99 USD
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Aside from taxes, there is only one other guarantee in life. Wear this shirt and remind everyone of their pending doom.

Quality you can trust

Gildan 64000
Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton
Runs True To Size
Made, Packaged, & Shipped in USA 🇺🇸

Premium soft-style tee built to be worn, not babied. 100% cotton on solid colors, blended heathers for comfort. Reinforced shoulders, no side seams, a collar that keeps its shape, and a tear-away tag, 'cause itchy, floppy shirts are amateur hour.

Washing Instructions

Wash and Dry Inside Out
Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
Avoid Excessive Spinning
Air Dry When Possible
Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
- Love, Dad

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at support@funnydadtshirts.com.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: support@yfunnydadtshirts.com.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.

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Quality You Can Trust

At Funny Dad T-Shirts we never design a shirt that we wouldn’t wear ourselves. In fact, we actually do wear our shirts…ALL THE TIME. And guess what, the proof is in the pudding…so to speak. We get stopped DAILY by people wanting to know where we got our shirts and how they can get them themselves. They’re not only soft, comfortable, and cut correctly, the designs aren't simply slapped on and shipped off. We have a high standard that you can trust. Nothing goes out the door unless everything is firing on all cylinders.

FAQ's

Where Are You Located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should.

Do You Ship Internationally?

Not yet, but stay tuned! We're cooking something up in the future!

Will I Get a Tracking Number With My Order?

Yup! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey every step of the way.

What Are Your Shirts Made Of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees. The kind that are soft enough for cuddles yet durable enough for yard work. They're super soft made from ring spun cotton and cotton blends.